[00:00.00]Do not play Overwatch - 小可儿 [00:00.70]不要玩守望先锋 - 小可儿 [00:00.70]Do you fever [00:01.48]你是否感到狂热 [00:01.48]'Cuz I'm gonna help you out right now [00:03.19]因为我现在就要帮你解脱 [00:03.19]I'm gonna change your life for the better [00:05.01]我要让你的生活变得更好 [00:05.01]And make sure that [00:05.87]确保你不会 [00:05.87]You don't f**k up as bad as I did [00:07.57]像我一样犯下大错 [00:07.57]Do not play overwatch [00:09.34]不要玩守望先锋 [00:09.34]Do not not play overwatch [00:11.27]千万不要玩守望先锋 [00:11.27]Do not play overwatch [00:13.05]不要玩守望先锋 [00:13.05]Do not not play overwatch [00:15.15]千万不要玩守望先锋 [00:15.15]The game will consume your soul [00:17.09]这游戏会吞噬你的灵魂 [00:17.09]And drag you to the depth of hell [00:18.91]将你拖入地狱深渊 [00:18.91]I'm not f**king joking around bro [00:21.05]兄弟我可不是在开玩笑 [00:21.05]I woke up at nine pm dawg [00:22.81]凌晨三点惊醒的我 [00:22.81]This game is not a f**k joke bro [00:24.70]这游戏真的害人不浅 [00:24.70]I stayed up till five pm dawg [00:26.47]直接熬到下午五点整 [00:26.47]This is a f**king problem dawg [00:28.16]这真是个该死的麻烦 [00:28.16]What the f**king did Blizzard do to make it so addictive [00:30.21]暴雪究竟施了什么魔法 让人如此沉迷 [00:30.21]I never play no Diablo [00:32.06]我从不碰暗黑破坏神 [00:32.06]I never play no world of Warcraft [00:33.92]魔兽世界也与我无关 [00:33.92]I never f**k with no Hearthstone [00:35.85]炉石传说更不会沾染 [00:35.85]Who give a f**k about the heroes of the storm [00:37.49]谁在乎风暴英雄的存在 [00:37.49]And you God d**n f**k sweet a*s [00:39.12]你那该死的甜美诱惑 [00:39.12]That ya boy never put his f**k anywhere near no Starcraft [00:41.27]让我从未靠近星际争霸半步 [00:41.27]But overwatch [00:42.44]但守望先锋 [00:42.44]Overwatch [00:43.34]守望先锋 [00:43.34]What the f**k in overwatch [00:44.95]守望先锋里搞什么鬼 [00:44.95]Do not play overwatch [00:46.82]不要玩守望先锋 [00:46.82]Do not not play overwatch [00:48.67]千万不要玩守望先锋 [00:48.67]Do not play overwatch [00:50.51]不要玩守望先锋 [00:50.51]Do not not play overwatch [00:52.44]千万不要玩守望先锋 [00:52.44]Do not play overwatch [00:54.29]不要玩守望先锋 [00:54.29]Do not not play overwatch [00:56.17]千万不要玩守望先锋 [00:56.17]Do not play overwatch [00:58.00]不要玩守望先锋 [00:58.00]Do not not play overwatch [01:03.00]千万不要玩守望先锋