[00:00.00]Dont Make Em Like They Used To - J.T. Machinima
[00:00.97]Alright morrison
[00:02.17]It's time to settle our differences
[00:04.67]In a rap battle
[00:06.39]Not with that hip-hop garbage
[00:08.15]Gimme something that rocks
[00:11.70]Oh yeah I can work with this hey Jack
[00:16.09]No hard feelings when I slaughter
[00:18.01]You on this track ha such a comedian
[00:21.88]Before we get started I must apologize
[00:24.18]I'm not a hero anymore
[00:26.18]So I'm not gonna be nice i'm a soldier
[00:28.74]Who put the world on his shoulders
[00:30.47]You're just a ghost who
[00:31.70]Can't hold his composure
[00:33.44]I'm older but I'm getting better with age
[00:36.23]Call this a eulogy
[00:37.43]You're getting sent to your grave
[00:39.01]Old dog new tricks
[00:40.52]My bite's as bad as my bark
[00:41.99]I can't help kicking your ass
[00:43.33]Old habit's die hard
[00:44.89]I've been to the grave
[00:46.20]I've already come back
[00:47.74]But I'll be at your funeral
[00:49.20]And I'll look good in black
[00:50.53]I'll be undertaking while
[00:52.13]You're overwatching
[00:53.42]Trust me I'm not the only dead man walking
[00:56.50]I always got annoyed when
[00:57.93]You played boy scout then you got destroyed
[01:00.38]How's unemployment now
[01:02.14]You were never a commander with
[01:03.83]An ass I would kiss speaking of which 76
[01:06.47]Put your sights on this
[01:07.93]I'm not pointing fingers
[01:09.32]I won't say who betrayed us
[01:10.79]But we've got a weak link
[01:12.21]His name is Gabriel Reyes
[01:13.75]It's easy to make me a
[01:14.82]Scapegoat for the blame
[01:16.63]While you're the head of overwatch
[01:18.24]Taking all of the praise
[01:19.53]On the Blackwatch my job was the hardest
[01:22.47]You called yourself a hero while
[01:24.42]I'm hauling your garbage
[01:25.90]I never pegged you as the whiny kind of guy
[01:28.20]What you gonna do Gabe
[01:30.01]Cry cry cry
[01:31.75]In with the old out with the new
[01:34.52]They don't make 'em like they used to
[01:37.30]Kids these days got it easy
[01:40.25]Try as hard as they want
[01:41.99]They're not gonna be me
[01:43.39]Justice and vengeance
[01:45.00]Justice and vengeance in an epic standoff
[01:48.97]You might call us old news
[01:51.92]But don't call me grandpa
[01:54.33]Back in Switzerland
[01:55.48]We both survived the blast
[01:57.04]All you had to show for
[01:58.50]It was a minor scratch
[02:00.01]But these scars go deeper
[02:01.34]You should see that reaper
[02:02.83]The only reason I was leader
[02:04.39]Is because you were weaker
[02:05.87]I'll feast on your soul
[02:07.33]Like a wholesome snack
[02:08.79]I have no moral code that will hold me back
[02:11.75]I'm not with overwatch
[02:13.04]I don't roll like that
[02:14.43]Just goes to show you don't know Jack
[02:18.12]Death walks with a couple of shotguns
[02:20.73]You'd better run when it blossoms
[02:23.58]Spraying and praying you ain't even aiming
[02:26.33]My tactical visor is activating
[02:29.19]I don't see mercy better find a nurse
[02:31.77]I know you're into black magic
[02:33.43]But I'm your curse
[02:34.77]You're a washed-up has-been
[02:36.17]Better get practice
[02:37.72]Lookin' like a burnout with
[02:39.39]His letterman jacket
[02:41.07]In with the old out with the new
[02:43.84]They don't make 'em like they used to
[02:46.63]We've been fightin' since the Crisis
[02:48.75]I got a lot of war stories for my kids
[02:52.30]Rainin' shells and Pulse Grenades
[02:54.79]Everybody better get to shelter
[02:57.50]Get to shelter
[02:58.62]Hasn't anyone told ya
[03:01.41]To respect your elders
[03:03.97]You reap what you sow check your ego
[03:06.59]And keep that mask
[03:07.72]On you demon freakshow
[03:09.38]You're a walking clichè
[03:10.86]I'm a sleek bandito
[03:12.31]Say hasta la vista mi amigo
[03:15.39]I'm an army of one punk get off my lawn
[03:18.15]I'm on the graveyard shift and
[03:19.74]I'll finish the job
[03:21.08]Sorry but it doesn't count
[03:22.35]If you finish it badly
[03:24.03]I'll keep you in line who's your daddy
[03:29.08]Oh this is awkward
[03:33.39]Oh please I've never laughed harder
[03:35.81]How could either one of you believe
[03:37.20]That Pharah was your daughter
[03:38.38]So you're telling us now
[03:39.88]That it can't be one of us
[03:41.40]I wouldn't tell you two even if she was
[03:43.80]Come on between your petty insults
[03:45.87]Rhymes that are boring
[03:47.22]I can't believe for once that
[03:48.55]I'm the one snoring
[03:50.02]You have the gall to call
[03:51.63]Yourself grown men
[03:52.69]Ha just remember mother knows best
[03:56.31]In with the old out with the new
[03:59.19]They don't make 'em like they used to
[04:02.13]Kids these days got it easy
[04:04.93]Try as hard as they want
[04:06.31]They're not gonna be me
[04:07.84]Justice and vengeance
[04:09.50]Justice and vengeance in an epic standoff
[04:13.58]You might call us old news
[04:16.58]But don't call me grandma
[04:19.09]An eye for an eye
[04:20.03]You can't bargain with death
[04:21.63]It's time to put this battle to rest
[04:28.86]He started it ugh shut up
[04:31.29]Shhh