[00:09.39]在下班高峰挤地铁
[00:11.85]扫码过闸装模作样
[00:14.22]朋友圈里是岁月静好
[00:16.56]转头抢券像打仗
[00:18.72]我缩在工位格子间
[00:21.21]咖啡续命来作伴
[00:24.15]KPI 如山路十八弯
[00:25.86]月末总结是渡劫关
[00:28.20]一刷三天五晚
[00:30.45]追网文配泡面
[00:32.79]三界五行八卦
[00:35.10]没甲方来改方案
[00:37.47]人间内卷成灾
[00:39.72]写字楼外有租宅
[00:42.15]躲进这里摆烂
[00:44.31]偏卷又卷不赢躺又躺不平
[00:48.42]是我熬夜修仙在硬捱
[00:53.16]还是他们打了鸡血在狂嗨
[00:55.86]有人摸鱼耍帅
[00:58.38]早会上吹得花白
[01:00.48]在加班里偷闲
[01:03.03]领导也懒得拆穿
[01:05.10]看似前程灿烂
[01:07.62]实则在肝里养患
[01:09.78]待熄灯关电脑
[01:12.27]这一天才算终于演完
[01:14.64]在都市修炼十来载
[01:17.07]听说韭菜能割九茬
[01:19.29]房价股价风云变幻
[01:21.69]敌不过健康码弹窗
[01:23.85]我不关心谁当首富
[01:26.37]只想睡到自然醒
[01:28.62]乘风破浪不稀罕
[01:30.99]打车固守回龙观
[01:33.39]一刷三天五晚
[01:35.64]追网文配泡面
[01:37.95]三界五行八卦
[01:40.26]没甲方来改方案
[01:43.17]人间内卷成灾
[01:44.85]写字楼外有租宅
[01:47.28]躲进这里摆烂
[01:49.32]偏卷又卷不赢躺又躺不平
[01:53.55]是我熬夜修仙在硬捱
[01:58.38]还是他们打了鸡血在狂嗨
[02:01.02]有人摸鱼耍帅
[02:03.54]早会上吹得花白
[02:05.61]在加班里偷闲
[02:08.13]领导也懒得拆穿
[02:10.26]看似前程灿烂
[02:12.75]实则在肝里养患
[02:14.91]待熄灯关电脑
[02:17.37]这一天才算终于演完
[02:19.86]静悄悄配噼里啪啦
[02:22.14]随便刷刷我凑凑弹幕
[02:24.45]追剧也别太认真
[02:26.82]点的外卖要凑个满减
[02:29.07]悄悄你卷生卷死
[02:31.44]随便看看你拼的绩效
[02:33.81]听到你立个flag
[02:35.58]请放进收藏夹别反复横跳
[02:38.16]有人准时下班
[02:42.84]便是福报临凡
[02:46.38]一刷三天五晚
[02:52.11]这电脑又死机
[02:58.92]啊啊