School Spirit Skit 1-Ye (侃爷)
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[00:00.92]Now beat that
[00:01.63]现在来点节奏
[00:01.63]And your mothers sayin “go to college”
[00:03.56]*妈告诉你 去上大学
[00:03.56]So u finish college and its wonderful
[00:05.74]所以你上完了大学 那太棒了
[00:05.74]U feel so good
[00:07.06]你感觉太好了
[00:07.06]And after all the partying and crazing
[00:08.93]在所有的派对和狂欢之后
[00:08.93]And don't forget about that ** habit u
[00:10.93]别忘了你也在学校和同龄人
[00:10.93]Picked up at school bein around your peers
[00:12.86]一起染上了**
[00:12.86]Hey now you'll get that 25 thou job a year and
[00:15.67]嘿 现在 你能找到一个一年赚2万5的工作
[00:15.67]You'll spend all your money on crack coc*ine
[00:18.22]你会把这些钱都花在买快克***上
[00:18.22]But it'll be you're your money
[00:20.78]但那花的也是你自己的钱了
[00:20.78]No more borrowin money from mom for my high
[00:22.72]再也不用为了嗨而去找妈妈借钱
[00:22.72]So now you get ur degree tattooed
[00:24.67]所以现在你把你的毕业文凭纹在了你的背上
[00:24.67]On your back your so excited about it
[00:26.37]你对此十分兴奋
[00:26.37]If u continue to work at the GAP
[00:28.55]如果你继续在盖璞上班的话
[00:28.55]After several interviews Oh my god
[00:31.19]在几轮的面试之后 我的上帝
[00:31.19]You'll come in at an entry level
[00:33.31]当你面试成功了
[00:33.31]Position and when u do that
[00:35.24]你会先以一个准入的等级被吸纳进公司
[00:35.24]If u kiss enough a**
[00:36.93]如果你去拍足了马屁
[00:36.93]You'll move up to the next level
[00:38.74]你就会得到升迁
[00:38.74]Which is being a secretary's secretary
[00:40.24]那就是去当秘书的秘书
[00:40.24]And boy is that great you get to take messages for the secretary
[00:44.85]而小子 那不错了你要去听从秘书的指挥
[00:44.85]Who never went to college
[00:47.04]她可从没上过大学
[00:47.04]She's actually the bosses niece
[00:48.54]实际上她是老板的侄女
[00:48.54]So now your apart of the family
[00:50.84]所以现在你和他们成为一家子了
[00:50.84]You know what college does for you
[00:53.40]你知道大学都对你做了什么吗
[00:53.40]It makes you really smart man
[00:54.84]它让你成为了个真正的聪明人
[00:54.84]All you kids want to talk in the back
[00:56.91]所有你教的孩子都想在在课后跟你谈谈
[00:56.91]Of the class not me I listened ok
[00:58.72]但我不会 我听过了就行了
[00:58.72]I was a hall monitor This was meant to be
[01:03.18]那似乎意味着我是走廊的监视器
[01:03.18]You know how many classes I took
[01:05.38]你知道我修了多少门课
[01:05.38]Extra classes extra classes
[01:06.07]选课还有选课
[01:06.07]No I've never had sex but you know what
[01:09.00]不 我从没做过爱
[01:09.00]My degree keeps me satisfied
[01:12.31]但是你知道我的文凭就能让我满足了
[01:12.31]When a lady walks to me says
[01:13.68]当一位女士走过来问我
[01:13.68]“hey u know what's sexy ”
[01:14.87]嘿 你知道性感是什么吗
[01:14.87]I say “no I don't know what it is
[01:16.49]我说 不 我不知道那是什么
[01:16.49]But I bet I can add up all the change
[01:17.86]但是我打赌我真能很快地
[01:17.86]In your purse really fast”
[01:22.09]把你钱包里的找零加起来算个整数
[00:01.63]现在来点节奏
[00:01.63]And your mothers sayin “go to college”
[00:03.56]*妈告诉你 去上大学
[00:03.56]So u finish college and its wonderful
[00:05.74]所以你上完了大学 那太棒了
[00:05.74]U feel so good
[00:07.06]你感觉太好了
[00:07.06]And after all the partying and crazing
[00:08.93]在所有的派对和狂欢之后
[00:08.93]And don't forget about that ** habit u
[00:10.93]别忘了你也在学校和同龄人
[00:10.93]Picked up at school bein around your peers
[00:12.86]一起染上了**
[00:12.86]Hey now you'll get that 25 thou job a year and
[00:15.67]嘿 现在 你能找到一个一年赚2万5的工作
[00:15.67]You'll spend all your money on crack coc*ine
[00:18.22]你会把这些钱都花在买快克***上
[00:18.22]But it'll be you're your money
[00:20.78]但那花的也是你自己的钱了
[00:20.78]No more borrowin money from mom for my high
[00:22.72]再也不用为了嗨而去找妈妈借钱
[00:22.72]So now you get ur degree tattooed
[00:24.67]所以现在你把你的毕业文凭纹在了你的背上
[00:24.67]On your back your so excited about it
[00:26.37]你对此十分兴奋
[00:26.37]If u continue to work at the GAP
[00:28.55]如果你继续在盖璞上班的话
[00:28.55]After several interviews Oh my god
[00:31.19]在几轮的面试之后 我的上帝
[00:31.19]You'll come in at an entry level
[00:33.31]当你面试成功了
[00:33.31]Position and when u do that
[00:35.24]你会先以一个准入的等级被吸纳进公司
[00:35.24]If u kiss enough a**
[00:36.93]如果你去拍足了马屁
[00:36.93]You'll move up to the next level
[00:38.74]你就会得到升迁
[00:38.74]Which is being a secretary's secretary
[00:40.24]那就是去当秘书的秘书
[00:40.24]And boy is that great you get to take messages for the secretary
[00:44.85]而小子 那不错了你要去听从秘书的指挥
[00:44.85]Who never went to college
[00:47.04]她可从没上过大学
[00:47.04]She's actually the bosses niece
[00:48.54]实际上她是老板的侄女
[00:48.54]So now your apart of the family
[00:50.84]所以现在你和他们成为一家子了
[00:50.84]You know what college does for you
[00:53.40]你知道大学都对你做了什么吗
[00:53.40]It makes you really smart man
[00:54.84]它让你成为了个真正的聪明人
[00:54.84]All you kids want to talk in the back
[00:56.91]所有你教的孩子都想在在课后跟你谈谈
[00:56.91]Of the class not me I listened ok
[00:58.72]但我不会 我听过了就行了
[00:58.72]I was a hall monitor This was meant to be
[01:03.18]那似乎意味着我是走廊的监视器
[01:03.18]You know how many classes I took
[01:05.38]你知道我修了多少门课
[01:05.38]Extra classes extra classes
[01:06.07]选课还有选课
[01:06.07]No I've never had sex but you know what
[01:09.00]不 我从没做过爱
[01:09.00]My degree keeps me satisfied
[01:12.31]但是你知道我的文凭就能让我满足了
[01:12.31]When a lady walks to me says
[01:13.68]当一位女士走过来问我
[01:13.68]“hey u know what's sexy ”
[01:14.87]嘿 你知道性感是什么吗
[01:14.87]I say “no I don't know what it is
[01:16.49]我说 不 我不知道那是什么
[01:16.49]But I bet I can add up all the change
[01:17.86]但是我打赌我真能很快地
[01:17.86]In your purse really fast”
[01:22.09]把你钱包里的找零加起来算个整数
