[00:16.71]木鱼你张张嘴
[00:20.79]菩萨菩萨别睡
[00:24.84]铁观音配咖啡
[00:28.83]听那红尘赎罪
[00:32.55]摩西摩西你跪谁
[00:36.48]是不是偷油的贼
[00:40.71]罗汉也是酒鬼
[00:44.67]也怕神仙降罪
[00:48.51]施主你听我讲
[00:52.65]神庙今儿没开张
[00:56.64]方丈还在睡懒觉
[01:00.60]你点的什么高香
[01:04.74]唵嘛呢叭咪吽
[01:08.82]迎面来的姑娘
[01:12.81]拜天拜地拜四方
[01:16.56]有没有拜过爹娘
[01:36.87]经书垫着桌腿
[01:40.62]莲花台前忏悔
[01:44.76]劝君莫要流泪
[01:48.63]顶多开个光呗
[01:52.80]口袋只剩花呗
[01:56.58]殿里排着长队
[02:00.57]过了十七八岁
[02:04.59]还要再糊涂几回
[02:10.50]施主你听我讲
[02:14.52]神庙今儿没开张
[02:18.60]方丈还在睡懒觉
[02:22.62]你点的什么高香
[02:26.70]唵嘛呢叭咪吽
[02:30.60]迎面来的姑娘
[02:34.56]拜天拜地拜四方
[02:38.61]有没有拜过爹娘
[02:43.53]Emm 施主请好吧